What, No Proper Democratic Angst Or Anxiety?

Well, it's been almost 24 hours now since the Obama victory. I am pleasantly surprised that we Dems have not found a way to hork up our victory already.

So, in my never ending search for hard statistics to help me understand life, and in the spirit of, say, (Senator elect?) Al Franken, I bring you Yet Another Thing For Democrats To Worry About (YATDWA):

Turns out, we are nearing end times!
http://www.sltrib.com/faith/ci_10859913

As you can learn from this article, Obama is generally not considered to be the Anti-Christ, (Phew)
http://www.sltrib.com/faith/ci_10859898

Here is the current rapture index:
http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

Notice that Liberalism, number 29, is ranked ABOVE the Mark Of The Beast, number 32, as a sign of the end times, not to mention The Anti-Christ, earthquakes, plagues, drought and famine.